Things That Make You Go Ewww

Large Bot Fly In Soup

1. Fly In Soup

You are out at a nice restaurant all dressed up and ready to devour your well deserved meal. You order a nice bowl of freshly brewed chicken soup before your main course, the soup arrives and smells oh so good, you dive in and start gulping down your tasty soup and while near to the bottom of you soup you see a large object, you are wondering what type of vegetable this may be or which part of the chicken this object derives from. You use your spoon to inspect the object only to discover that it is a large bot fly...ewww! You feel sick to your stomach and run to the bathroom to empty all that tasty fly soup you just had.

 

2. Grandma's Denture In Your Favorite Cup

Yaaa, grandma is coming over for the weekend and you are all excited as grandma is a spoiler and still gives you aged candies even though you are over fourteen years old. The taxi pulls up at the gate and out comes grandma, everyone rushes to greet her and hugs and smooches are flying left right and center. Grandma enters the house and is quite tired from her journey and asks for a drink of water, you immediately get your favorite glass and pour some water in. Grandma sits on the couch and pulls out her dentures and plops them right in your favorite glass....ewww!

 

3.Dirty Finger In Face

You were doing a little work and got a few dirt marks on your face. You hear a knock on your door and it is your annoying friend trying to solicit another fifty bucks even though he did not pay you back the money you loaned him last week. You try to slam the door in his face but as annoying as he is, he pushes in his head and enters your home, your day is now ruined. You tell him that you are busy and he should come back tomorrow, he turns and sees the little dirt mark on your face, pushes his index finder in his mouth licks it and then proceeds to use his saliva to clean the mark from you face....ewww! You shout and ask him what he just did and he grins and say "he just cleaned a little dirt spot you had on your face", you look at his fingers while holding your face and realize that his fingers look as though he is employed to sieve coal. imagine all that happened in the blink of an eye. You rush to the bathroom for sanitizer to get off your annoying friend's dirty finger and saliva off your face....ewww!

 

4. Shit on Finger

You are out on the road having a good time with your buddies, you all go shopping, hang out on the mall, go see movies and then decide that you will be dining together at a local restaurant. You are all having fun and everyone is stuffing their guts with spicy chicken with cheese and spaghetti. When everyone have finished eating and ready to go, you suddenly realize that you stomach is signalling you to visit the throne. The bus will be by in the next fifteen minutes and you have little time. You tell them you have to go and rush to the restroom, there you found much release for your bowels, you look at your watch and see that you have used up twelve minutes out of the time that the bus will arrive. You drag out some tissue and wipe furiously and your index finger gets caught in the wiping action and now has a new brown color. unnoticeable, you flush and dash outside the restroom and run to the bus stop just in time to see your friends boarding the bus and dialing your number. You are laughing and entering the bus, just as you sit and decide to hug your friend she smells and sees that your finger has on a brown coating that that is just downright stink and disgusting......Ewww! You feel so embarrassed and try's to solicit wipes to clean your poo finger!

 

5. Seed on Face

You have been driving all day and now the night approaches, you have planned to be at this concert for one year now and you are heading across state in your favorite Oldsmobile. As the night sets in, your eyes begin to loose strength and the sleep fairy begins to sprinkle dust all over your vehicle. You approach what seems to be motel and realize that there seems to be some party going on nearby as you see a lot of people going to and from the motel .You decide that you will spend the night at the motel. You enter the front desk and see a decent looking man making bookings. You ask if there are any rooms available and he says that you are lucky as they were full and a couple had just checked out of the room. You are dead tired and so you book the room. You bust open your room door, turn on the lights with your wary eyes, dash your bag away on the floor and fall flat on the bed. With your face turned sideways on the sheet you notice you feel something wet under your cheek. You ease up and lift up you head and sees a very nice wet spot on the sheet. You jump up and rush to the bathroom and wash off your face immediately. You come back to investigate and after observing and even smelling the substance you realize that it is the remnants of a male seed....ewww! You storm out of the motel furiously and begins to verbally assault the hotel manager. He says that because of the rush on rooms was so hectic, some rooms have not been cleaned after use. You face has just been violated....ewww!

 

6.Public Toilet Water Butt Splash

You are out and have been driving for a long time. You are miles away from home and you have the urgent need to use the bathroom. You stop at the nearest public facility and enter the first open door to the toilet and is greeted with one hundred years of bodily waste, the smell is so disgusting that you immediately feel like vomiting....ewww. You bust open the next available toilet and realize that toilet two is a relative of toilet one. They only thing that these disgusting facilities should be used for is to gather forensic evidence. Nevertheless you still have to go and cannot hold in any longer. You call for the strength of Hercules along with a clothe pin on your nose to carry out your business. You begin doing your second number and guess what, you get a little splash on the butt.....ewwww! You now feel nasty and toxic and it is eating away at your mind to get to the nearest shower.

 7. Saliva Splash

You are at your office and are having rigid conversations with several persons pertaining to critical development issues. Okay, forget that line, you are out jogging and a stranger comes up to you and ask if you know how to turn on the GPS on his phone, You do so and he begins to thank you and strikes up a little conversation about him not knowing how to use new technology. You smell that his breath is way past not being fresh and tries to end the conversation as the stench is killing you, then suddenly a saliva flies from a roll of words from his tongue flies right in your eye.....ewww! Not only did you get a strangers saliva in the eye, you got a stinky one too.