5 Reasons For Cheating

Cheating 101

Is cheating such a really bad thing? And who says that when someone cheats in a relationship that relationship should be over. As a matter of fact, as crazy as it sounds, cheating has helped a lot of clueless people solidify their relationship. Yes, cheating can be quite hurtful, but it can help to mold you so you can be much stronger with your current unfaithful partner, or gets you ready to deal with the next cheating scoundrel whichever comes along. But you have to admit that some partners just deserves to be cheated on right? Many of them get cheated on because they did or is doing things which will drive anyone up the trump tree. So when is cheating really accepted? Or, in other words, when should you stick with your cheating partner if you caused them to cheat in the first place. We all know the drama that cheating brings, but sometimes you just have to suck up the cheat and continue in that broken relationship. Now let’s take a look at when cheating is OK.

1. Self Conceited

What kind of person would be in a relationship with someone who is not in-tuned to their partner’s emotions and feelings? Many women and men nowadays find it much easier to text message "I Love You," than to look you deep in your half droopy coffee needing morning eyes and tell you it directly. They always have so much on their plates to do that they forget to actually do you! Imagine, your poor Aunt May just died and you are wrenching in the guts and here comes your joyous other half wanting to take selfies at the funeral parlor. Smiling and clicking away while you sit to suffer the grief all by yourself. I say emotionless zombies should always be cheated on.

2. Beats You Like a Dust Rug

There is just no "lovey dovey" available in my books for a person in a relationship who believes because you share the same bed, it gives them authority to lay hands on you. It doesn't matter if you are male, female, black, white or alien race. Once your partner sees it fit to punch you in the face or anyplace else, then it is quite fitting for that partner to get cheated on. Go ahead, bring out the side men or women, take selfies and enjoy your moments of cheating. Upload those photos to your abusive spouse while ensuring that you have the men in blue behind you in case the water gets too hot to swim in.

3. The Good Book Says It

One thing about the good book is that you can pick whatever you want from it and use it to suit your mood or belief. The book says you must do on to others as they have done on to you. So if your spouse gives you money, give back your spouse money. If your spouse gives you food, give back some food to your spouse. If your spouse takes you out to the movies, take your spouse out to the movies too. But if your spouse cheats on you, you have all right in the world to go ahead and cheat out your heart. After all, you are simply following the good book, right?

4. Tries To Wack You

If your partner sets out to wack you and fail, I guarantee you that it is a good reason to cheat. Wacking, bagging and toe tagging of people who we claim to be in relationship with is definitely a not the way to go. It is quite obvious that your partner took things way too literal when he/she said they will love you to death. I would never want any partner to even mention those words. Don't love me to death, love me to life. That way, you will not go ballistic when I tell you that it isn't working out and you decide to bury me under the mall being constructed.

5. Partner Prefers Emojis

If your partner is a lazy ass mule who just sips coffee and sends emoji all day and as little interest in giving you optimum pleasure. Then it is time to crack up the cheating pedal and go burn some rubber. After all, 99% of all relationships are based upon sex right? But I may be off a percentage or half. When we take up the responsibility of having a spouse, many of us forget the responsibility that we bored upon ourselves when we did so. That responsibility is to ensure the sexual satisfaction of your partner is met. So if you pay your partner little sexual attention, they have the right to find the means in which more attention will be paid to their urges and needs.

What Say You?

Tell me, what is your story? Do you even have one to tell? Have you ever been cheated on or have you ever cheated? How did you get caught and what did you do or say? Come now guys, don't be shy, after all, when you were cheating you had no pride nor dignity right? So don't even bother to pretend like you have changed. As they say, a Zebra can't change it stripes. So let's here it all in the comments.