Is Your Neighbor an Alien? Test To Prove Otherwise

Neighbor Alien

Run The Aliens Are Coming!

OK, hold your horses there buddy. You don't have to run and scream the aliens are coming because we know that the Aliens are still coming and hundreds of thousands have been living here on Earth for centuries now. The Government knows this, that is why you see Men In Black claiming to be insurance salesmen hawking communities and checking up on those aliens who have settled among us humans and living in our neighborhood. Maybe even right next door to you! One may wonder, what do the aliens want on a primitive planet like earth where humans are still more violent than the animals they cage? Well, the government and these aliens have an agreement, it is like a barter partner deal. The Aliens give us some good technology and teach us Physics and Engineering and they get to abduct a couple thousand humans each year. You see, aliens have an addition to human organs and thus will do just about anything to get their hands on a Lung, liver, heart or brain. Some aliens will tests these organs and when they are through with their experiments, then these organs become alien soup. That's right, they also eat them. But as long as the technology keeps coming, government will keep feeding. Aside from human eating aliens, there are those however who are living simple lives here on earth and have blended in very well with society, They have bought property in every corner of the earth, settled down and raise children. But if you want to find out if your neighbor is an alien here are 5 things you should observe.

1. They Keep Changing Pets

They will seem like regular folks who are interested in regular things. They will come off as simple and wonderful pet loving persons. One thing for sure is that aliens do love pets, they love them until they cut them open that is. Aliens will get several pets at any given time. They may have dogs, birds, cat and hamsters all taking care of. But the truth to them having these pets is much more diabolical than you think. In the introductory paragraph, i mentioned that aliens do harvest humans and their body organs. Well, even though humans are their number one choice for organ harvesting, they also indulge animals in their wicked activity also. They will harvest and secretly experiment with animal organs of cat, birds, mice dogs and horses. Normally they will have a pet around for at least a moth before disposing of it. The smarter aliens who do not want to arouse suspicion always get back an identical looking animal. While those aliens who do not care what humans think will simply dispose of the animal and replace it with another.

2. They Have Little To no Trash

Human beings are living trash machines. Everything we do involves trash, if we play, we produce trash, if we eat, we produce trash, if we build, we produce trash, if we party, we produce trash, and if we mate with each other, we produce, well i guess you get where i am going with this. In America alone, a family of 4 produces forty (40) pounds of garbage each week. That's 160 pounds each month, that's 1920 pounds each year. That my friend is a whole heap of waste. But aliens do not produce so much waste as they have much simpler needs that the average human being. Lets look at a simple breakdown. Human beings by bags, boxes or jugs of soap to wash their clothes monthly. This would mean that by washing alone, humans produce garbage when they dispose of empty jugs and boxes. Aliens have no need for soap as they have a unique technology called high beam cleaner. All they do s dump teir clothes in a device similar to a human washing machine. But instead of filling it with soap, they just engage the high beam cleaner and in just 5 minutes, all stains, dirt, or anything not fitting to be on the garments are disintegrated leaving the clothes clean and looking new with a unique fresh smell.

3. There is No Toilet

You an I need the toilet. The toilet is one of the most special seats in the house. It knows us deeper than any other piece of equipment. Human beings not only produce garbage, we also produce biological waste in the form of urine and feces. Our bodies signal to us when it is time to dispose of both number one and number two. We need the toilet. Aliens on the other hand have no need for such devices as they do not produce any bodily waste. They have complex stomachs which disintegrates and absorbs every single cell which is passed to it. The alien has three stomach, each carries out one phase of digestion, when one stage is completed it passes to the next stomach and continues until the only thing left is nothing. If you are invited over to your neighbors home and notice that their are no toilets, then you know your are probably living beside an alien.

4. They Suddenly Have Kids

So When did you notice that your neighbor was pregnant? You didn't because aliens do not have long gestation periods like humans do. The do not go through that 9 month of pregnancy turmoil. They do not get sudden urges to eat dirt or ice. And there is no delivery room with Dr. Dirty Sanchez telling your wife to push. When an alien is in Form (pregnancy) It usually last for just a month. The Tiny embryo is fully developed in at least three weaks. Then the alien will pen the Ageus Agema and the young alien will emerge, The new born alien will grow at a rapid rate until it is at a level of 4-5 years old. Baby aliens normally reach this period in less than one month after birth. So if you looked over your neighbor house yesterday and sis not know of them having ny children and then in two months you see 4 and five year old children peeping out at you, you know your neighbor are aliens.

5. They Have The Brightest Christmas Lights

There is always a couple of neighbors in the community that is always the talk of the town when i comes on to Christmas time. They have pepper lights that which can be seen from earth to mars. Well, many believe that this is just the spirit of Christmas which burns in the soul of these excited neighbors. But these extravagant Christmas lights can be seen and picked up all across the globe by other aliens using the same technology. Aliens living on earth always keeps a census on themselves, like keeping count of human to ratio. They do this every year, and they do it using Christmas lights made with special builds which not only shines, but carries signals for millions of miles. Each signal carries a special piece of meta data unique to the alien household. It give the location of the alien and a total head count in household. so don't be fooled by your neighbor, it's is not the Christmas spirit in him, but the alien.

Conclusion

Aliens are everywhere, they are your teacher, your boss, the policeman, the doctor, the lawyer. and guess what? even your neighbor. Ensure that you know who are the real humans and who are aliens so when the time comes, you know who is more likely to zap you so you can avoid them.