All About Facebook Friends

1. They Can't Eat Out Your Food From Your Fridge

How many of you have that one friend that each time he opens the front door your refrigerator needs to be restocked? One thing about some of the people we consider to be our friends is that they depend a lot on our fridge! They burst into our homes, grab the last bag of popcorn, open your refrigerator and grab the last beer and then have the nerve to tell you that you are out of beer and need to restock! Then they place their funky butts on your just clean sofa and take the remote and change to a stupid ball game when you were busy watching your series "Love for my dog" With Facebook friends, you never have to worry about your beer being drank out to naught or them bursting into your front door and changing your channel. You can be assured that the last beer will be drank by your mouth.

2. You Can Get Rid Of Them Easily Without Any Remorse

Have you ever heard the saying, easy comes easy goes? well that saying goes well with Facebook friends. If one of your cyber buddies say or do something that offends you or offends some cause, all you have to do is simply curse them out and say goodbye buddy and unfriend them, Voila! they are gone. Nothing will bother your mind and you wont be saying or hearing from those buddies again, total peace of mind. But with real friends, you can be sure that they or someone you know will be sweating you on why you treated him/her like that, then your Conscience will get the better of you and then an apology will be forth coming. Then its back to number one point, the friend you told never to talk to you again will be back in your fridge taking your last beer.

3. You Can Mourn With Them While Playing Candy Crush

We all know that people are only humans and from time to time many of us loose either loved ones, pets or we get ill. Many people will post their health information on Facebook or the fact tat they have lost a pet or loved one, one thing for sure you will see hundreds of well wishers and condolence ex-pressers leaving messages on your Facebook page. The thing with a Facebook friend is that while they are hurting deeply and moaning, you can post some of the most heartwarming messages to them, without feeling one bit of emotion towards the persons situation. The table below shows whats really Facebook moaners say and the stuff they are doing while saying it.

4. They Can't Stab You In The Back

We all know that our best friends can be our worst enemies. What happens is that many of us confide in our best friends and tell them many secrets about us and also what we want in life and how we expect to achieve this. Many best friends have become sworn enemies because of a stolen wife, husband, girlfriend or boyfriend. Many friends will back-stab you if you tell them about an idea to make tonnes of money, they will just simply steal that idea, makes the tonnes of money and leave you stranded. All is fair in love and war buddy. You rarely tell your Facebook friends about any great idea to make money and you can be sure that your Facebook friend will not be the one to back-stab you and take away your fiancee. When it comes on to betrayal and backstabbing, your Facebook friends compared to your real friends is at a 10:90 in percentage.

5. A Thousand Heads Are Better Than One

People who have many Facebook friends can be assured that if they really want to know something which google will not allow you to find online (clears throat) you can be sure that at least one person from your Facebook buddies will have the Why, How and When all figured out and ready to rumble. The more friends you have on Facebook, the more people you will find with expertise in different areas, many lawful and some quite unlawful. The more fiends you have, the outcome is always better. Meanwhile with real friends, they are more of a brain drainer than a brain helper. So when you asked your real buddy what is pi, and he tells you a sweet ,mix with cheese and apples, you know you will be failing that math test that day. You will be sure to get the right answer from one of your Facebook friends.

Facebook friends lead to cash

One very important thing to note about Facebook friends compared to real friends is that Facebook friends can lead to the creation of revenue awhile real friends lead to the depletion of revenue. You can advertise a service or have something to sell and your Facebook buddies will surely share all the way to heaven. Pretty soon you will have those 5 and 10 dollars flowing in your account everyday.
Conclusion
So the next time you think about needing a friend, put Facebook as number one on you list as the friends you add there are worth a lot in the long run.