1. An Expired ID Card or Credit Card
Your
Id is simply that, an identification card. It is a piece of plastic
which possess common attributes about yourself and is also fitted with
your picture. They don't last forever and they all come with an expiry
date. The credit card is the love of the females and leave it to them to
max out in minutes. But what the Id and credit card both have in common
is that they can be used as a deadly weapon. All you need is an expired
ID or credit card and simple file down one top and side edge enough to
cut with. Once you have created this weapon of mass destruction you just
need to slide it in your wallet and there you go. Just don't believe
you can "cut cost" with this sharp card.
2 Spike Heels
Have
you ever seen some of these Eiffel tower looking spikes which these
ladies seem to fancy these days. These shoes are not just expensive
tilters, these spikes are what Bush must have been looking for when he
proclaimed weapons of mass destruction. Men like to see women in spike
heels and women love to see themselves in them. It seems to "lift" their
self esteem a bit as it portrays to look and feel. But spike heels have
a deep and darker side, a dark secret kept hidden for millions of years
until recently uncovered by a ....Well, seems like i went off topic,
that line was suppose to go in my conspiracy theory article. But lets
get back to spike heels. Spike heels can be used as a weapon just the
way they are without modification. All a woman needs to do to defend
herself against an attack is to simple slip them off, grip the show with
the heels exposed and put on some major blows to her attacker. If she
wants to go a bit further, she can use modified shoe heels with blades!
3. Hair Spray
A
woman's handbag is the fortress of everything, including I pads,
pillows, puppies, clothes, kitchen utensils, you name it and a woman has
it in her huge handbag. What many women also carry around are
hairsprays. Many hairsprays contain substances which allows it to be
flammable, such as Cyclopropane, Acetone, ethyl methyl ether, and
diethy. Once your hairspray is compact with these components, you are a
walking fire-starter. So suppose some lunatic begins to chase you
breathless one night shouting "Mary, you ain't no virgin",
with a red cross in his hand and a large knife. The first thing you
should do is to verify is remark! Second:call the police: Third:grab
your hairspray and have a lighter or a match ready to fry his face off!
4. The Trusty Weather Umbrella
The
news said it would be a wonderful day for the rest of the week, cool
and calm. You notice for the past several days a particular person keeps
walking to and fro with his umbrella. No matter what manner he is
dressed, he has his umbrella. Well let me let you in on a little secret,
that umbrella is not just an umbrella, its a dangerous weapon which
that person holds and is ready to strike at anytime. Many umbrellas have
been modified to fire shots and other things. But a good umbrella can
be used to ward off simple attacks and you could do a little damage with
this simple tool also. If you are under attack and you have an umbrella
in your possession, don't just back it out and use it to wack the
attacker. First open it out and try to ward off or block any missiles
being launched at you. The attacker will try to grab the open umbrella,
rip off the clothing from the umbrella and you will have many wires
dangling. Now you can launch your attack with your naked umbrella, if it
is sturdy enough, you can do some serious damage.
5. Belt
One
thing for sure is that as simple as the belt is, it can cause some
major damage if handled correctly. People who do figure out the belt can
be used as a deadly weapon always use it the wrong way. When you are
using the belt to defend yourself. You need to wrap the end without the
buckle in your hand and use the buckled end to do the assault. There are
some very tough and heavy belt buckles out there that can create a good
blow to ones head if used the right way.
6. Eyeliner/Pen/Pencil
Just
about anything which can be sharpened or has a point can be used as a
deadly weapon. Even for many women who may not have a pencil in her huge
handbag will most likely have in her possession an eyeliner with a
sharpener. The eyeliner can be sharpened to a deadly point just like a
pencil and can be used to do serious puncture wounds to the organs of
your attacker. So if you are cornered and have no way of subduing your
attacker, begin to charm the hell out of him then tell him you want to
look good for him by applying some makeup, get out your lipstick so as
to not to arouse suspicion. Then draw for the deadly eyeliner and give
him a hole somewhere God never made one.
7. Shoe Lace
Shoe
Lace is what makes a shoe worth wearing. They also make great
strangulation cords. The thing about shoe lace is that they are not
easily broken unless they have begun to rot and weaken. If someone else
is being attacked and the attacker is sitting on or standing over that
person, you can deter the attacker by using a pair of strong shoe laces
to warp around the attackers neck and pull on the two ends of laces has
hard as you can, once the attacker feels his breathing being cut, he
will leave the victim for a while and try to secure his own life. He
will obviously turn to you so you must also be prepared to defend
yourself with some Simple defense Techniques.
8. Sun Shades
Sun
shades makes us look like we are cool, even hides the eyes of those
perverts and stalkers who are steering you down from behind those dark
horizons. But the Sun shades can be used as a weapon to inflict some
really nasty wounds. So lets look at making a deadly weapon from a
simple sun shade. Steps:
Deadly weapon from the frame
Yes the frame can also be used as a deadly weapon, especially those thick plastic ones. All you need to do is rub the frame arms on the asphalt also until pointed and sharp. or simply use a lighter to melt it down a bit first. Once you reach the desired "pointyness", you can do a lot of real damage with these.
- 1. Pop out the lens from your shades.
- 2. Rub them up and down on the asphalt (road) on both edges until they are sharp enough to cut flesh.
Deadly weapon from the frame
Yes the frame can also be used as a deadly weapon, especially those thick plastic ones. All you need to do is rub the frame arms on the asphalt also until pointed and sharp. or simply use a lighter to melt it down a bit first. Once you reach the desired "pointyness", you can do a lot of real damage with these.
9. Stockings
One
good thing about stockings is its ability to stretch and accommodate
various sizes. I think that sentence came out wrong, but stockings
really do just that. Stockings are worn by many women in the office and
many women who do a lot of "night work". The stocking on its own can not
do a lot of damage, but if you combine something with it! Watch out
Goliath, David is reborn! You can place something hard on the toe area
of the stocking, do a choke tie on that area and use the stocking as a
momentum driver to spin and hit the attacker with. So you could put in
anything to use as a weapon in the stocking, a watch, stone, a bunch of
keys, broken bottles, etc. If the attacker gets a good blow, it will
deter him and probably save your life.
10. House or Car Key
If
for some reason you are being attacked and your attacker is powering
over you and you happen to have hold of your car or house key, all you
need to do is grip the key fob and use the key to stick him in the neck
or ear. You would be surprised at the level of damage a simple car or
house key will do if used the right way with the right amount of
pressure applied.
Concluding This List
So
don't believe because you are not in possession of a nuclear bomb or an
assault rifle you cannot defend yourself. When under attack, keep calm,
try not to panic too much, look around, there may be a common item
nearby which you can use as a deadly weapon.
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